To the tune of the song THIS

LAND IS YOUR LAND

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Bush: This land is your land

This land is my land

I’m a Texas Tiger

You’re a Liberal wiener,

I’m a great crusader,

You’re a Herman Munster

This land will surely vote for me

Kerry: This land is your land

(pointing to the trailer trash)

This land is my land

(pointing to the green grass)

I’m an intellectual

You’re a stupid dumbass

I’m a PURPLE HEART WINNER.

And yes, it’s true I won it thrice

(blows up waving people)

This land will surely vote for me

Bush: You have more waffles

than a House of Pancakes

(pointing to a Waffle house)

You offer flip flops,

I offer tax breaks.

You’re a UN pussy

(where pussy means wimp, baby, sissy,)

And yes, it’s true that I KICK ASS! HA!

This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry: You can’t say NUCLEAR,

That really scares me

(for the deaf, Bush pronounces

it incorrectly as nuCUlar)

Sometimes a brain

can Come in quite handy

But it’s not going to help you

BECAUSE I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS

This land will surely vote for me

Bush: You’re a liberal sissy

Kerry:you’re a right-wing nut job

Bush: You’re a pinko commie

Kerry:You’re as dumb as a door knob

Bush: You got that Botox.

Kerry:But I still won three purple hearts

Together;This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:You’re dumb as a door knob.

BUT I STILL WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS

Indian (speaks, not sings):

This was my land (in serious Indian tone)

Crowd sings:But now it’s our land!

Arnie: From CAL-e-for-n-ee-a

Clinton: To the New York… slap!

hey, what’d I do?

This land belongs to you and me END

Bush: Oh, and Dick Cheney too

(in a hushed tone out of the round hole)

as if he forgot to include Dick Cheney).